Crappy Christmas Present (4 Pack Gift Set)
$21.74
CRAPPY CHRISTMAS PRESENT
NO SHIT! THIS IS HOT HABANERO HOT SAUCE (5 OZ.)
"PEPPERS WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SPONTANEOUS FARTS OR "UNUSUAL" ELEVATOR MUSIC!"
INGREDIENTS: APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, TWO VARIETIES OF HABANERO PEPPERS, CAYENNE PEPPER MASH, GINGER PUREE, GARLIC JUICE, SWEET POTATOES, MOLASSES, CLEAR SHOYU, SALT, KEY LIME JUICE, NATURAL FLAVORS & SPICES. FROM DELAWARE
HOLY SHIT HABANERO HOT SAUCE (5 OZ.)
THIS SAUCE WILL HAVE YOU SCREAMING ITS NAME! LOOKING FOR A SAUCE WITH BITE? WELL, YOU FOUND IT AND THEN SOME! THIS SAUCE WILL LITERALLY ASS FIRE TO YOUR FAVORITE FOODS. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANY WIMPS!! GOOD IN CHILI, HOT WINGS, AND BLOODY MARY. JUST ADD TO ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE SAUCES OR, IF YOU JUST WANT TO BURN UP YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES SERVE IT STRAIGHT! LEACES YOU SPEECHLESS! BLAST FURNACE! YOU'LL HAVE TO SAY IT! LEAVES YOU BREATHLESS! THERE'S NO EQUAL! WE DARE YOU! DOPE DIP! INCINERATE YOUR BODY! NEVER AGAIN! ADIOS!
INGREDIENTS: TOMATO SAUCE, ONIONS, HOT PEPPER EXTRACT, HOT PEPPERS, VINEGAR, SOY OIL, GARLIC SALT. FROM ILLINOIS
WET FART HOT SAUCE XX HOT WITH POOH (5 OZ.)
THIS GREAT SAUCE IS PADE WITH POOH AND WILL GIVE YOU A RUN FOR THE BATHROOM. THE SAUCE WHOSE PRINT AD WAS BANNED BY CHILE PEPPER MAGAZINE. GET THAT WARM, MUSHY, DISGUSTING FEELING IN YOUR PANTS, LIKE WHEN YOU LET OUT JUST A LITTLE BIT OF GAS. THIS CHEESE BASED SAUCE GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE SAYING "WHO CUT THE CHEESE". ASK ONE QUESTION - "DO YOU FEEL LUCKY" WHEN YOU TRY TO SNEAK OUT & INSTEAD YOU STAIN YOUR PANTS.
INGREDIENTS: AGED RED PEPPERS, RED WIN VINEGAR, PARMESAN CHEESE, ROMANO CHEESE, FRESH CARROTS, HABANERO PEPPERS, KEY LIME JUICE, WORCESTERSHIRE, PEPPERS, TOMATO JUICE, HONEY, CLAM JUICE, FRESH ONIONS, FRESH GARLIC IN WATER, SPICES. FROM FLORIDA
RECTUM RIPPER XXX1/2 (5 OZ.)
MUSTARD & GINGER HOT SAUCE WILL RIP YOU WIDE OPEN. NO MATTER HOW BAD OR GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE, EVERYTHING YOU DO FROM NOW ON, AFTER USING RECTUM RIPPER, WILL BE "HALF ASS". SO BE CAREFUL USING THIS VERY DELICIOUS, VERY HOT, MUSTARD AND GINGER SAUCE. BECAUSE THE RECTUM RIPPER WILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
INGREDIENTS: HABANERO PEPPERS, APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, CRUSHED TOMATOES, KEY LIME JUICE, CLAM JUICE, WORCESTERSHIRE, HONEY, CARROTS, MUSTARD, GINGER, GARLIC, ONIONS, CPICES. FROM FLORIDA