Crappy Christmas Present - 4 Pack Gift Box includes: No Shit! This Is Hot Habañero Hot Sauce, Holy Shit Habañero Hot Sauce, Wet Fart Hot Sauce XX Hot With Pooh & Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce.
No Shit! This Is Hot Habañero Hot Sauce -
"Peppers will not be responsible for spontaneous farts or "unusual" elevator music!"
Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, two varieties of Habañero peppers, Cayenne pepper mash, ginger puree, garlic juice, sweet potatoes, molasses, clear shoyu, salt, Key Lime juice, natural flavors & spices. From Delaware
Holy Shit Habañero Hot Sauce -
This sauce will have you Screaming its name! Looking for a sauce with bite? Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods. Not recommended for any wimps!! Good in chili, hot wings, and Bloody Mary's. Just add to all of your favorite sauces or, if you just want to burn up your friends and relatives serve it straight! Leaves you speechless! Blast furnace! You'll have to say it! Leaves you breathless! There's no equal! We dare you! Dope dip! Incinerate your body! Never again! Adios!
Ingredients: Tomato sauce, onions, Hot Pepper extract, hot peppers, vinegar, soy oil, garlic, salt. From Illinois
Wet Fart Hot Sauce XX Hot With Pooh - This great sauce is made with pooh and will give you a run for the bathroom. The sauce whose print ad was banned by Chile Pepper Magazine. Get that warm, mushy, disgusting feeling in your pants, like when you let out just a little bit of gas. This cheese based sauce gives new meaning to the saying "who cut the cheese?" Ask one question - "Do you feel lucky?" when you try to sneak one out & instead you stain your pants.
Ingredients: Aged red peppers, red wine vinegar, Parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, fresh carrots, Habañero peppers, Key lime juice, Worcestershire, peppers, tomato juice, honey, clam juice, fresh onions, fresh garlic in water, spices. From Florida
Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce - The name says it all. This jerk sauce will knock you for a loop. The outhouse will never be the same! Enter the world of flavor and pain with this amazing sauce! It will deliver a bold Caribbean flavor along with a level of heat that you won't be forgetting any time soon!
Ingredients: Habañero peppers, Scotch Bonnet peppers, Balsamic vinegar, lime juice, sage, thyme, garlic, paprika, allspice, cumin, fennel, lemon pepper, coriander, salt. From Florida